he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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