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he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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