Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
