Dual....:-)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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