I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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