i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
