Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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