It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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