dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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