OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Terrible idea I love it
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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