What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
