Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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