Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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