its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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