I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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