North Korea, Best Korea!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Only a mothe r could love this liver
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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