Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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