So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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