We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Found the puke drawer
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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