yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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