I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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