The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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