My nipple is on Facebook.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I've blown a few things in my day
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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