Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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