cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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