i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Randomize
