He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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