I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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