he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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