we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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