Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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