Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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