Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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