How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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