i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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