I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Randomize
