i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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