dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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