Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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