it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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