I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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