No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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