Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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