I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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