He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He did a backflip because drugs
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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