nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
no. you can't hotbox the world.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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