i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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