I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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