I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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