I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Is Oprah even human
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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